For most of us, an entire summer of backyard barbeques, music festivals, keg beer, and hangovers has us ready for the season to begin. However for these Darwin award candidates, it simply means the cast is ready to come off.

Come Back Shot – In the words of Shane, the hammered director…”that was not good”.

 

Woah, Woah, Woah…Feelings – You can almost see his butt pucker.

 

Break a Leg – Simple step-by-step idiot ride guide on how to become a pirate.

 

Gawkers Slow Down – So many rednecks… so little time.

 

Close with Nature – Snowmobile rule #129 – Trees always win!